Useless But True

After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear to be pink in colour.

Sperm which is not ejaculated gets broken down and reabsorbed into the body. If a man has an inactive sex life and can not even be bothered to rub one off for himself – or set up a date with the most beautiful escort Las Palmas can provide to take the edge of his sexual appetite – sperm that stores up will eventually die and be reabsorbed. Of course, by the time the sperm dies the average man would probably wish that he had too.

As anyone who has seen Fight Club knows, the original method for making soap was by boiling fat and mixing with lye. But remember the first rule of soap making is that we do not talk about soap making.

Ninety eight per cent of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. Most Police organised “appeals for help” by families of lost children are actually organised to test the reactions of the family under pressure.

About seventy per cent of all living organisms in the world are bacteria.

Based on a new study, the Loch Ness monster could not be any larger than an eleven year old if it did exist. Using sonar, scientists have estimated that there are only enough fish in the lake to sustain a sixty seven pound creature. Nessie, a cold blooded creature (if the beast existed) would have to consume three times the weight of its body each year to live.

A Flemish artist is responsible for one of te smallest paintings in history. It is a picture of a miller and it was painted on to a grain of corn. Which is staggering however you look at it. Look at it – boom boom!

A giraffes neck contains the same number of vertebrae as a human.

A group of geese on the ground is called a gaggle. A group of geese in the air is called a skein.

Americans eat something like twenty four million hot dogs every day.

A person suffering from polythelia has three nipples. Like the man with the golden gun.